{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a monkey in a mine field?","punchline":"A babooooom!","id":210}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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