{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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