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{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's Forrest Gump's password?","punchline":"1Forrest1","id":3}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fake noodle?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":203}
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