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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

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