{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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